I wasn't even sure if I was going to have time to play cards when I hopped on a plane last Friday night to catch up with my wife and daughter in Vegas and visit with the in-laws. But the family only had minimal plans, most of which involved swimming in the pool at the house and eating - so I was easily able to grab an afternoon for teh pokerz.
I'd had my eye on the Orleans Summer Series for a couple of months - and it turned out I would be able to play in one of the events after all. An 11am $300 entry with a 50K guarantee. It turns out they would be able to double that guarantee on the day I played. Noice!
If you're a regular reader of this blog you know that I've hardly ever cashed at the Orleans. In fact, I think there's a good chance that I've NEVER made the money here.Clearly cleaned for Covid lol |
They also had a hot dog cart with delicious dogs for only $1.25! Score! I grabbed one and scarfed it down before sitting down to gamble it up.
I was definitely digging the non-traditional colors. We only started with 10K in chips, but I was fine with that. It looked like we were going to get at least 80 runners. I didn't want to do the 9 hour thing again at all.
Turns out there would be 115 entries total. I myself almost had to re-enter because I punted away half my chips in the first half hour with this astoundingly stupid hand.
The nicest man in the world was sitting directly to my left. He was from Chicago and he was just lovely.
He opened under the gun and it folded to me on the big blind with AQ. Normally this is an immediate 3-bet, but I knew my fine friend was opening with a SUPER TIGHT range. I very likely was well behind.
Flop was all low cards rainbow. I pondered check-raising if he c-bet, but he didn't! Check check.
Turn was a 10 bringing a second heart. Check check.
River was another low card, but a third heart. Somewhere in the dark recesses of my lizard brain I thought that AQ might be good, and also that if he finally bet maybe I could use the river as a scare card and turn my hand into a bluff.
Bad idea. Makes very little sense. The hot dog must've scrambled my neurons.
I checked, he finally bet a small amount. I check-raised a stupidly large amount (nearly half of my chips).
He groaned and moaned about letting me get there, and for a moment there was a glimmer of hope.
"Oh well I can always re-enter" he said before splashing in his chips. I fast rolled him and he looked ready to muck, before he realized that his pocket queens were WAY GOOD.
My bluff made very little sense, but he did indeed actually think about mucking ha ha.
So I had half my chips, but still had 15 or so big blinds. And the good news was, I didn't let it get me down. I eagerly looked for spots to get my chips in, where I was likely to be ahead - and I did good. I 3-bet jammed a few times expertly, including one time where I let it rip after 5 limpers. I had a garbage hand, but it didn't matter - the table was SOFT and I had enough chips still to do some damage.
Coming back after the break, I was at about 25 big blinds, and one of the few semi-professionals in the entire room sat down on my immediate left. Boo.
This tournament no doubt was heavily raked - I wouldn't be shocked if the house was taking over 30%, but there were still a few pros who no doubt accurately saw the super soft field as enough of a positive factor to partake. This dude on my left was one of them.
He put the kibosh on my blatant thievery for awhile, but I still hung in there and chipped up slowly with a tighter opening range and good post flop aggression.
Then our table broke. After the 2nd break (breaks every hour and 20 minutes I think) I ran into this hand against the semi-pro who had come over with me and now sat 2 seats to my left.
Opened 2.5x from the CO with 99. Semi-Pro defended his small blind. I was just hoping for a low flop, but was delighted to see 962 rainbow.
I knew he would be aggressive and sticky, so I happily c-bet (1/3 pot). He check-raised all in! An absurd overbet that made very little sense. I have to chalk it up to him classifying me as an aggressive liar or something. The shove felt very emotional and personal. I of course snapped him off and he was fairly aggrieved. He'd had J9, and flopped top pair. Don't have any clue why he would dump all of his chips in against someone who's only calling with a hand that beats him and folding everything else.
I had him barely covered, so it was a great and true double up.
Now I was in fantastic shape, with nary a strong opponent in sight. I immediately cranked up the aggression and steadily accumulated chips for the next hour and a half.
Before I knew it, the bubble approached...
We re-drew for the final two tables, there was 18 of us and only 15 were getting paid.
After a player dropped a motion was made to pay the bubble and I politely smiled and said "absolutely not."
My table mates were a bit aghast, and disgruntled, but they didn't press it. I wasn't going to give up the chance to pillage with impunity. The one remaining "pro" in the entire tournament couldn't help but smile slightly after I had told the TD that the answer was no. He was a shorter stack, but he understood.
Anyways, my 'shocking' denial didn't matter much for long because two players busted out almost immediately afterwards in a double knock-out. at the other table I briefly got moved to fill in the seat at that table.
We played maybe one orbit before we had to redraw for the final table. Once the money bubble burst it became a chaotic shove-fest, that I pretty much stayed out of.
Once we were at the final table I was actually 3rd in chips with just under 200K, but I felt great as I knew deep down that the best player left was none other than yours truly. It's a strange feeling to have - both satisfying and yet humbling. I knew if I didn't finish top 3 it was going to be either bad luck or a brain aneurysm on my part.
I tangled a few times with the one big stack at the table who seemed rather fearless and eager to mix it up with other big stacks.
The first time she opened from the CO and I 3-bet her rather large from the SB with KsJs, she looked rather shocked when I raised her. She tanked for a good 30 seconds (I could tell it was a bit of the ol' Hollywood) before folding.
I hadn't played with her hardly at all in the tournament, so she didn't know what to expect from me. But I had a good idea after watching her for an orbit or two what to expect from her.
She was opening WAY too often, considering she had two other big stacks on her immediate left. She was also c-betting boards with a sizing that was WAY too large, even on boards that didn't hit her range.
So I was ready to tangle. After my shocking 3-bet, it was an orbit later that I 3 bet again from the button after she opened. I had JJ. This time she defended. Flop was Q83 rainbow.
She led out half pot. I flat called.
She checked the Q turn. Feeling a lot better, I checked back.
The river was a 6. She led out small. I pondered what to do. I knew she hated to fold, and I knew she could very likely pay me with Ace high (not to mention 10s, 9s, 7s, etc)
I cut out 3x her lead and pushed it forward. She tanked for a bit, then called.
I fast rolled the jacks, she shook her head and showed AK before mucking. Good times.
In the meantime through all of this, we had 4 short stacks go out fast, and then there was five of us left. Including a lovely older woman who didn't speak a word of english.
I finally busted her after she called off my river jam with AJ and no pair. I had trip 8s after a very nice turn.
With only four of us left, the two gentleman at the table had been pushing since we sat down for a chop. The woman was indifferent. I had run the numbers in my head and was fairly confident, being the chip leader, that I would get at least 1K if we ran the numbers.
I agreed and asked the TD if he could do an ICM calculation, he was very agreeable to this.
The older of the two gentleman said something like "It's 800-something apiece" I smiled and said, "Well I would love to see an ICM calculation" He didn't know what that was and I explained it to him. ICM stands for Independent Chip Model, and it's a formula that tournament directors run to mathematically determine what the value of the chips are in cash. He understood and shrugged his shoulders ok.
This had been a dream table in a lot of ways, and my opponents lack of experience as well as their lovely personalities were a big part of that dream.
They ran the numbers and came back - I would indeed be getting $1000, $1072 to be exact - with the others getting roughly $860, $780 and $740 each. Sold!
Normally these days I am typically opposed to almost all chops - but here with the blinds on the rise and my sizable chip lead being only 35 blinds, as well as my earlier stated desire to NOT do the 9 hour thing, I was happy to take the deal, and thankfully so were my fellow poker players.
Before they brought out the cash (in casino chips of course) they handed me this lovely card protector / spinner. Wow! It's metal, it's spinny, it's dope! I was just as happy to receive this as I was the cash!
The second largest stack was a bit sad that he had missed out on this - "Hey, I didn't know we were playing for that!"
I smiled and told him truthfully "If I had known this was a prize I would've said something."
But the ship had sailed, we were awarded the monies. I toked a green chip and took the rest to the cage!
I can't tell you how satisfying it was to be the wrecking ball in this tournament! It was truly a great time!
I played very well, using selective aggression and looking for the right moments to accumulate.
I didn't have very many premiums - no Aces, Kings or Queens that I can recall. Flopping a set of 9s against a tough opponent who spazzed out and over bet the pot was for sure the crucial hand. It gave me all the energy and momentum to lay waste to the field on my way to the final chip lead.
As an added bonus - this tournament also went to the Hendon Mob website, so I got some GPI points and also added my very first official first place result to the data base! (I've taken down more than a handful of casino tournaments over the years, but most don't end up on the Hendon Mob.) This makes me very happy, probably more happy than I should be but oh well!
I am SUPER excited about my upcoming trips to Reno in a month and to the WSOP in the fall. Cannot WAIT to play more live casino poker and flex my tournament skillz. Hopefully I will also play and run good in cash.
Until then, thanks for reading if you made it this far! I look forward to writing up those trips as well - hopefully the results are as good!