Saturday, September 23, 2017

Refresh and Reward

So many months ago I saw that the LearnWPT school, under the WPT banner - the World Poker Tour, would be hosting a tournament workshop in Atlantic City in September.  While this looked like it would be a good time and a great chance to refresh my game with some old and new knowledge, I knew that AC was too far to justify the trip.

A month later I saw who the co-lead instructor would be, along with the permanent teacher at WPT Nick Binger - it was the one and only tournament beast known as Vanessa Selbst!


Now Vanessa, for those of you who don't know, isn't one of those "Best woman player" players - she's  quite literally one of the best tournament poker players in the world - PERIOD.  She has long been someone who's game I have greatly, greatly admired and I would be thrilled to learn from her.

So then I thought to myself, self, what else can I do out east that would justify the expense of this trip?   Well two things popped into my mind - first and foremost I could fly into Philly which was just an hour from AC and on the way I could visit my dad's gravesite.  I've never been to see him there and a visit was long overdue.

Second, I have a good friend from grade school that now lives in Cranston New Jersey, and while he lives about an hour and a half north of AC, I figured I could still drop by - especially because he has a poker game!

I shot him an e-mail, and it was on like Donkey Kong!  He would host a game that Friday night, I would fly in early afternoon, visit my dad and then head out his way.  Easy peezy.

The flight was uneventful, and it turns out it was also free - non-stop on AA courtesy of the gazillion miles I have racked up over the years for work.  It was a good thing I was saving on airfare, the prices I checked were rather stupid, not to mention that the workshop I was attending wasn't cheap.  Neither for that matter was a room at the Borgata - but I really didn't want to stay somewhere else and deal with the hassle of traveling back and forth from the class to my room.

I touched down in Philly at 230pm, made my way through the shit-show that was the Philly Airport Budget Rental car office, JHC those were some jackass morons - popping gum and talking to each other non-stop about their next break, good grief.  Even though I had Fastbreak, I still had to briefly talk with one of them.  They were a bunch of dummies and the lady I talked with was the queen.  Oye.

Still, I made it onto the road in good time.  My ride was a 2017 Corolla and it was pretty sweet.  It beeped at me when I drifted into another lane, and the cruise control was crazy - it sped up or slowed down automatically when he car in front of me changed speed.  Very cool and made for a much easier long drive to my friends house.

Along the way I stopped at Harleigh cemetery in Camden.  It was my second visit there, I had been to bury my grandmother, but I had never visited my dad's grave.  The day was beautiful, and the half hour or so I spent with him and my grandma was quite lovely.


Yeah death sucks, but no one gets out of this life alive.  I'm sad he's gone, but I'm very grateful to have such a nice place to catch up with my dad, and grandma too.

So then I was back on the road and it was dark by the time I got to my friend Chris' house.  I had met his wife before but hilariously she didn't recognize me when I came down into the basement.  After it dawned on her who I was she was a little bit embarrassed but then proceeded to introduce me to everyone as the 'guest of honor'.  Her husband also let everyone know that I had a bounty on my head, a souvenir WSOP coin would go to the player who took me out.  Nice!

I must say, the chips and structure threw me for a bit of a loop!

Yes, these were the denominations we went by.

But even though I was a bit lost as to how many big blinds I had - it was still a heck of a lot of fun.  Chris' home poker group is like mine, full of really good folks and not a mean one in the bunch.  I lasted a little over 2 hours and it was a great time.  Then I just about won my money back in the cash game afterwards!  Now that's something that I wish could happen more often at my tournaments!  Both actually having a cash game, and then winning at it.

You da' man Chris!
So I hit the road by 11 and pulled into the Borgata valet just before 1am.  I had called earlier to let them know I was going to be late, and the same dummy that worked for Budget seemed to be on the phone for the Borgata because she intimated that they would give my room away if I showed up too late.  Listen lady, you have my credit card, I'm being charged no matter what - try to find some semblance of professionalism, please.  Anyways, the gentleman at the check in desk was all smiles and there were no problems whatsoever.  I crawled into bed but it was another hour before I drifted off - I was way excited for the next day!

After a quick breakfast I strolled in to Salon A upstairs in the Borgata Event Center area.  There was Nick and Vanessa, friendly as all get out and already taking pictures with students who were super excited to see them.  Well, mostly excited to see Vanessa - sorry Nick!

A lovely fellow named Adrian gave me a SWAG bag and an intro spiel, making me feel very welcome and in good hands.  The bag was actually a decent backpack and contained a nifty water bottle, a slick and thick workbook filled with our curriculum, an empty notebook/journal emblazoned with the WPT logo and a $60 gift card that could be used at any of the Borgata's many fine eating establishments.

This last item proved to be most useful for the trip, it basically meant I didn't pay for food for the next two days - as I got my meals at the food court, which was one of the nicer ones I had ever been to and yet still had reasonable prices.  My favorite was a genuine Hoagie stand, amazing sandwich and very much a nostalgic comfort food.  Yum!

SWAG bag in hand, I found a seat and got ready to get some knowledge in my brain!


The Workbook
The SWAG
The Master


As I detailed in this post from 2014, I had done the poker training thing before.  I found it to be very helpful and well worth it - I was eagerly looking forward to what the WPT had to offer as opposed to the WSOP Academy.

I have to say, after two full days under the instruction of Nick Binger and Vanessa Selbst, I was thoroughly, thoroughly impressed - and if I'm being honest, Nick's course kind of blew Bryan Rast's away.

The WSOP had the hand labs, which were a lot of fun - LearnWPT didn't have those, instead it was just two days of lecture, interspersed with interactive quizzes where the whole class would lock in their answers and respond with one of these three cards by simultaneously raising them in the air.



A very effective way to test our knowledge, also pretty fun and illuminating at how many people got what I thought were mostly pretty simple questions entirely wrong.  I myself was wrong on a couple of the more challenging situations.

So while there was no hand-lab fun, the curriculum that Nick has crafted over 8 years, supplemented by Vanessa who was simply an outstanding teacher, kind of knocked me on my ass by how good it was.

I won't get into too much crazy detail - but two giant things that I really got into were...

1). Calling Criteria

Nick has created a three point check list for tournament players to go through to determine if we can call with a hand.  If the hand doesn't meet any one of these points we have to fold or bet/raise.  Because most hands don't meet these requirements, we end up being more selective about entering the pot and we also become a LOT more aggressive as poker players.   The criteria are -

-  Is the hand a speculative hand?   Nick's definition is, a pair 99 or lower, suited connectors and suited one gap connectors.   That's it!

- Is the pot multi-way?  Meaning, is there at least one more caller in front of you?

- Is the bet amount less than 5% of the effective stack in play?


This one tool alone, even if a player disregarded everything else in the seminar, will transform most recreational poker players games.   I know it will not necessarily transform mine that dramatically, as I'm already more aggressive than most amateurs, but it will make pre-flop decisions a LOT easier and will also bring an expert level of consistency and aggression to the fore.

The other massive help for me was...

2). Making Moves - the Toolbox

This was the real meat of the course - the pre-and post flop conditions to look for that give us the green light to get aggressive regardless of what our cards are.  An absolutely essential skill for any serious poker tournament player.   Very thorough, much more than I can share here, and very illuminating.

To sum up the course - what I said to Nick at the end of the second day - what makes it so compelling is that it is a true strategy and system that you can systematically and consistently apply to your game right away, and it will for sure give you dramatic results right off the bat.

You can really tell that Nick has done the work with this course, it genuinely feels like 8 years have been poured into it - always improving and refining it.

Brian Rast, as wonderful as his instruction was - it really wasn't much more than him talking us through how he approaches the game in general.  There really weren't that many specific strategies, well there were some, but not like Nick's course - where every page of the work book has specific guidelines of what to do in specific situations.

Nick's curriculum, in tandem with Vanessa's additions and nuggets of wisdom, made for a great and somewhat brain numbing two days of immersive instruction.

By the end of the first day I felt a bit overwhelmed, but I still had the desire to play some pokers that night.  Adrian, the guy who checked us in and handled other matters with students, mentioned that the Borgata tournament staff would deal a Sit-N-Go for us that evening if we liked.  They could only deal a full table, meaning either ten or twenty of us, and it turned out there were 15 who wanted to play, so we had to draw for seats.   I missed out and drew a low card, so I didn't get to play.  But that was fine, I went down to Bally's and played in their $100 5K guarantee.

I see you keep your chips as clean as they do in California
It was an interesting combination of SoCal and Vegas - there were a few scuzzy regulars, a few normal looking regulars and a handful of tourists.  I late registered, so I got my chips in early and often and managed to double up more than a few times.  It was still the re-entry period, but I didn't have to reload.  I was lucky enough to pick up AA in a multi-way pot and I was well on my way, except then our table broke and I ended up to the immediate right of a player who literally opened 7 pots in a row when I sat down.  He managed to win 5 of them without showdown, simply by barreling on multiple streets.

Finally it was my BB and he indeed, opened the pot once again.  I defended with 33 (it met the calling criteria) and then proceeded to check call three full streets to his barreling, including his all in shove on the river.  Needless to say my hand was no good and I was out.

Yes, I was exhausted, but it was still aggravating, my stupidity and stubbornness, after soaking up all that good info - I just punted off my chips by refusing to believe a maniac who clearly knew what he was doing.  Bah.

Sunday morning came early, and we dove right into post-flop play.  I eagerly consumed all that I could of the "Making Moves Toolbox" and before I knew it, the class was at an end.

But at 4pm our class was scheduled to play a 'free-roll' tournament with the first prize being a $3500 seat in the Main Event of the Borgata Poker Open.  Cool!

The arena was the main room where all the Borgata Poker Open events were taking place, including the Main Event that had already had it's day 1A.  Day 1B was on Monday.

Some day...
Before our tournament started, we all gathered and had a bit of a meet and greet with Nick, Vanessa, Tony Dunst, the Royal Flush Girls (and guy who was very nice) and Vince Van Patten!   Now I'm not one to mingle or take photos/selfies with celebs, but it was still enjoyable to see them all interacting with the class.  All of them very friendly and happy to press the flesh and shoot the shit.




Before we shuffled up and dealt - we all posed for a pic...


A great bunch of folks, many of whom with I had nice chats with over the weekend.

One lady in particular, who had the record for longest distance traveled - no, it wasn't me, though I think I was the only one from California, she came from England - we chatted a bit about the SNG the night before.  I asked her how it went and she told me, not so great.  She said that she was trying to remember everything from the course and trying to apply it - but basically no one else was.  Everyone simply fell back into their bad habits of being too passive and loose.

This was not too surprising to hear, and so I really wasn't shocked when I witnessed it first hand and right away in the free-roll.  I myself had committed to following the Calling Criteria and also trying to remember and implement what I had learned the best I could.   Hardly anyone else did, and so I chipped up pretty early.

It's some dope ass FUN NITE chips!


Then, disaster!

60 bigs effective.  With Ac9c from the cutoff I raised the limp of an MP player nice and chunky, 3x plus the amount of his limp.  The big blind defended, the original limper folded.

Flop - 7c10c8h - yahtzee!

The big blind led out about half pot, I raised him 3x his bet, he shoved all in, I snap called.

He had flopped bottom set, I had every out in the world and missed all of them.

I stood to exit, and got the old familiar "Wait a minute, you might still have chips..." from several players around the table.   Yes, I still had chips, down from a starting stack of 10K which I had built to 15K in less than an hour, down to 1300.  Yay.

So things got a lot simpler from then on and I managed to gradually claw back up.



We started with four full tables.   One table broke, and then we broke at table #3, as the 3 hour mark approached.

Nick had told us that the tournament was designed to run for about 4 hours, so that we could make it for the WPT Players Party in one of the nightclubs downstairs.  So we all knew it was a turbo.

I reached the final table with an average stack, and then got into a hand with the only guy in the entire course who appeared to be younger than me.  You can see him kneeling on the right hand side in the picture above.  He was also easily the best player in the tournament, I had seen him in action earlier and resolved to stay away if I could.

I was in the big blind and it was folded to him in the small.

22 bigs effective.   He opened for 2.5x, I defended with 55.

Flop - 4cJh7d.

He led out for a bit less than half pot.  I jammed, figuring if he's got a jack I was going to find out super fast.  He snapped and turned up QQ.

Five on the turn.

I have no problem with my line here, he just happened to have a real hand.  He had shown himself more than capable to be aggressive with and without the goods, this time he happened to have them and he got massively unlucky.

He was crippled and shortly out.  I was flush with chips at the final table.

Easy game.
And so now I turned up the aggression, basically looking for spots to apply pressure as the 'money' bubble approached.

There were other prizes besides the big seat.  5th got a fancier SWAG backpack and a WPT Sweater.
4th would get the same bag and sweater plus a WPT Poker Chip set. (Hooray for excess luggage charges!). 3rd would get a year long membership to the online LearnWPT site.  2nd would get a free LearnWPT live seminar, similar to what we had just taken.  I wouldn't mind winning that at all.

In the "money".

So raise and re-raise I did, best I could.  As the 'bubble' burst, I took stock at the stacks - as usual I calculated the total number of big blinds on the table.  There were 42 big blinds, spread out among four of us.

And yet, and here's where my mind kind of got blown, the other players were still trying to accumulate chips by opening 3x or even larger, and then FOLDING if they encountered resistance before or after the flop.   What. The. Actual. Fuck.

As soon as it dawned on me that this was happening, I really threw caution to the wind.  NONE of these guys wanted to bust, and they were TERRIFIED of getting their money in 'bad' despite Nick's many admonitions that results are quite literally the last thing we poker players should be concerned with.

So I jammed.  And jammed.  And jammed again.

I was fearless.  If I thought I was close to being ahead of my opponent's range, I went for it, because I knew they were all folding WAY too much.

The fellow on my immediate right quickly grew frustrated with my 'all-in' madness.  "Is that all you can do?" he sputtered.   I just smiled.  I wasn't about to educate anyone here, Nick and Vanessa had done that for two days, all to no avail apparently.

We hadn't gone into detail on short stack play, but we had covered it - and both Nick and Vanessa were perfectly clear - under 15 big blinds?  Get it in and don't waste your fold equity by playing passively or raising and then folding.

Finally, I let it rip 4 hands in a row with A7, KK, A10 and AK respectively.  All but the last one got through, the guy on my right had had enough and called off with A3.   My hand mercifully held and now I was the prohibitive chip leader.


No, that is not a picture of us coloring up - that's my stack.  The TD had gotten called away, and then replaced, and didn't tell the new TD where the bigger chips were.  So I used the racks of blacks as plaques.  Good times.

The third place player, who was hanging on by a short stack the entire time, finally busted and then we were heads up.


The fellow I battled with was super nice, and he managed to double up through me twice and take a slight chip lead.  But truthfully I wasn't too concerned.  I couldn't control the cards of course, but I knew I had a HUGE advantage as he was still playing as if he could raise 3x and fold with no consequences to his equity.  I think he might have even been raising 4x at one point.  Absolutely absurd.

In a short time, I caught right back up.  As he was also limping his button, and unbelievably even folding it a fair amount of the time, it truly was inevitable.  The monster hand that crippled him for the last time was me ripping with A7 and him calling with A3.  A bit of deja vu as A3 was the calling hand when we were four handed as well.

Then I pounded him down to the nub and finally finished him off with one of my old favorite trouble hands QJ soooted.


I was exhausted.  I was elated.  It frankly seemed a bit like a dream.

We couldn't remember that my QJ was soooted. We just dug these out of the muck.
Thankfully I was given the option to take my $3500 seat in January of 2018 in the Borgata Winter Open, so I wouldn't be forced to play on Monday and potentially have to call in sick to work and lie because I am a degenerate gambler.

I briefly put in an appearance at the WPT Players party afterwards, I wanted to make sure to again shake Nick Binger's hand and thank him profusely for such a great weekend.  On the way out the door I ran into one of the Executive Producers of the WPT and we had a nice chat about poker and the television biz.  Then I staggered off, exhausted, to bed.

Though I was dead tired I actually finally fell asleep at about 2am, my brain still throbbing with excitement at having taken down the event.

Morning came early once again, and so with about 5 hours of sleep I spent the last of my $60 gift card on a nice breakfast (thanks WPT for 2 full days of 'free' meals!) and then took an uber over to the Golden Nugget to play in their rinky dink $100 green chip bounty tournament.

The Borgata WPT event of course had their main event, day 1B, going on but they also had a $400 turbo in the am.  I didn't much feel like taking on a bunch of grinders for that much money, so I chickened out and went for the high rake, fast structured donkament in the next hotel over.  I avoided getting my car out of the parking lot, because AC doesn't have the parking thing dialed in like Vegas. The day rates are expensive (at Bally's it was $25 were it not for my hotel voucher) and confusing.  Uber worked just fine for just a few bucks.

I walked into the Nugget poker room, which was pretty nice compared to the ghetto-ish confines of Ballys.  It was entirely empty at less than an hour from the tournament start time at 11am.  I was worried that we wouldn't have a tournament at all, but by the time it was time, we actually had 7 tables.

Once again my plan was to try and stick with the calling criteria and also implement to the best of my ability all that I had been taught for the past two days.

Most of the table was regulars, but most of them were soft and passive.  The one exception was a mouthy young fellow at the opposite end - who talked as often as he entered hands, which was most of the time.

I had no desire to tango with him, but I found myself looking down at KK in the small blind, and so when he limped his button I had no choice but to get involved.

Let's back up - from my notes

60 bigs effective.  150/300

I'm in the SB with KK.  UTG limps.  MP2 limps.  Chip leader on button flats as well.  Villain has been very active with min-raises from middle and late position, regardless of number of limpers, so a call is a bit of a red flag.

I 3 bet from SB for 1900, in hindsight I think this is a little bit too small of a bet considering the number of limpers, but all fold but the villain.

Flop 7cAs2h

I lead for 2000, a bit less than half the pot.  Villain calls.

Turn 6h

I check, planning to call his bet and reevaluate on the river.  He indeed fires 3500, about a quarter of my stack.  I know if I call here, he for sure has an ace in his range and it will be up to me on the river to get him off of it if I am to win this pot.  As he is an experienced player, I think I can give him enough credit to figure it out if I represent a bigger ace or two pair or better.

However, specifically, there's a very narrow range I have here from his perspective, it's basically AK or a premium over pair.   I don't know if a river bluff would make sense here, I doubt he thinks I'm ever checking TPTK on the turn, especially with a second heart popping up.  But there's so much money out there at this point, when I call I am determined to go for it.  This is very likely a mistake. I call, planning to lead with a jam of my remaining 18K on most rivers.

As it turns out the river is a great scare card, Qh, and recognizing this instinctively I indeed jam right away.

He tanks for a full two minutes.  About half way through this period of time he starts chatting to me and at one point asks "You didn't just lose your mind here with pocket kings did you?"  Gulp.  I smile but inside I'm thinking I'm dead.  He for sure has an ace, maybe even a hand as strong as two pair, and his plan from the beginning was to get all the chips in the middle.  I figure the call is inevitable.

He bitches and moans and flips his cards into the muck.

Bullet dodged, chips accumulated.

I tell him when he asks that I had AQ, I don't know if that adds up.  He seems to be indifferent about my answer.  I am really anxious to take him aside in the break and ask him if my line made sense.  He seems like a nice enough guy, and I wouldn't mind disclosing the truth in this low stakes tournament to him if he could give me some insight on what exactly tipped him off to the EXACT two cards that I had in my hand.

But a little bit later I notice he has been hoarding the green 25 tournament chips to make his stack look bigger, and a dealer calls him out on it and asks him not to slow the game down and he gets mad and indignant and turns into a bit of a dick. Well, guess I don't need to chat with him at the break.

I win a few more hands, without this villain involved, and even score a couple of bounties.  Once with QQ vs J10 aipf against a short stack and another time when I was in the big blind, defended the buttons open and flopped the nut straight versus his over pair of pocket nines.

Finally after the second break, our table broke and I found myself rather flush with chips and four bounties including my own.

Looking good!
My new table was even softer than the last one - even better no capable mouthy regular anywhere in sight.

To my immediate right was a lovely old lady who was an absolute hoot.  Very chatty with a thick New Jersey accent, commenting on just about every hand.  She was holding court.  I loved it and thought she was hilarious.  The two home game players to my immediate left both had bigger stacks than I and were not amused with her jibber jabber.

About two orbits in I had determined that the table was WAY too passive, hardly ever raising, always a bunch of folks calling and hoping to see a flop.  Since I had over 50 big blinds, I was bound and determined to put a stop to it.

I raised two limpers, including the queen bee, and to my chagrin both big stacks on my left flat called and so did the two limpers on my right.  Boo.  I was done with the hand unless I smashed the board, and I didn't, so I let it go.  Queen bee and one of the home gamers got into a fairly big pot and showed down AK vs 88 on the river, after a bet/call, bet/call and finally check/check on the river.

The home gamer had slow played AK and the queen bee had fallen in love with her pair with only a single ace on board.  She was now fairly short stacked. Not a difficult hand to figure out - the action made perfect sense given their holdings and both of their propensities to play passive and fearful of a monster, while at the same time being distrustful and disbelieving of any aggression.  The typical home game player who's been around and thinks they know a lot.

The very next hand I opened in MP after the queen bee limped, I had QJo.

This time my raise was substantially bigger, and I only got one caller to my left, the other home gamer, and of course queen bee came along.  The entire time jawing about how I needed to be careful and how I wasn't going to get to bully anyone any more.  After playing a grand total of two hands.

The flop was all low cards, she checked, I fired half pot, the home gamer let it go, queen bee jammed.  Unfortunately she had far too few chips left in her stack for me to fold.  I had noticed this when she called my raise of her limp, it was about a third of her stack.  She was committed to the hand, and so was I against her if she decided to push, and I knew it was likely she would.

I quickly called, figuring she either had an ace or a pocket pair, or had somehow connected with the flop.  It was the second possibility - she had 88, again.  I would take a hit, but I would still be okay if the board didn't bail me out.   Well it did, a queen turned immediately.

She admirably tried to play it off, turning abruptly gracious in her exit, though she was obviously steamed under the surface.  I was actually sad to see her go, but I was glad to get another bounty.

The two home gamers on my left were relieved to see her exit, this is when they confessed to me that they really did not like all her yammering.  I shrugged.  I found her truly endearing.

The gentlemen also clucked their tongues at me in a subtle way about my quick call on the flop.  Very reassuring that they indeed were fish.

Play continued and I started to accumulate simply by opening frequently with a min-raise and c-betting most boards against 2 or less opponents when I was in position.  Almost all the players at the table were fit or fold, including the two gents on my left who had seen plainly that I was a crazy person that would call with anything.

Just before the third break, nearly 5 hours into the tournament with 3 tables remaining, this happened.

Effective stack 30 bigs (my stack).

I open 2x with KK utg.  MP chip leader flat calls.  Short stack button jams for 15 bigs.  I re-ship my 30 big blinds, MP tanks and then calls!

Short stack - AA, big stack AcQc.    Flop 7c5hKc, turn 6c, river 5c.   Suck, re-suck and re-re-suck!

Yay poker.

Now I had another bounty, and after the break I was the chip leader at the table, and we quickly got to two tables.

After another big three way pot where I had AA and they held I was also chip leader going into the final table when I took this shot.  At this point I had 8 bounties total including my own.



Despite still being the chip leader, by the time we were 8 handed I had a grand total of 30 big blinds.  Yes, it had been over 6 hours and we were at the point where the blinds had deigned that the tournament was at it's end.

A lot of chatter arose about doing an ICM chop, and the only other guy at the table with almost as many chips as me wasn't having it.  I have seen this situation play out so many times before, that I was pretty bored with the whole thing, I just hoped that by the time he saw the light I hadn't gotten tangled up in an unlucky hand and lost a lot of equity.

Thankfully, I was still doing fine when the other big stack took a hit and finally gave in.

We were 5 handed and my share would be $760 $200 better than the second place prize of almost $524.  First place was just under 1K, so I was okay with this because we also had decided to let each other keep our bounties and so that meant I'd be paid another $200 for a grand total of $960.  Sweet!

And so everyone was mostly happy and handshakes all around.  The fine poker room at the Golden Nugget, pleasant, clean, smoke free and for the most part friendly (in the east coast style, which was a bit gruff but had a good heart) it turned out, did NOT facilitate chops.  Huh?

So we all had to 'sign' out for an actual prize amount, then walk across the casino and get the cash and come back and spread it out on the table and then divide it up the way we had agreed.  A giant pain in the ass and also a little nerve racking that some bozo would grab more than his fair share of the money at the cage and scram.

Thankfully, the three locals at the table had it all well in hand, they signed for the top 3 spots to get the points for their local monthly free roll, and we all knew they would be coming back.  I singed for fourth place, I guess I looked trustworthy, and we all came back and split up the monies how we had agreed.  The floor barely took notice until it was time to toke them.  I reluctantly threw them a 10 spot.  With 25% juice plus another quarter of the prize pool devoted to bounties, it seemed like the room had plenty of money already.   Not facilitating our chop really kind of put me over the edge on this.  I usually tip close to 10 percent which here would've been about $80.  Not this time. Oh well.

And so I Ubered back to the loverly Borgata, my room was now more than paid for thanks to my tournament score.  I was happy and satisfied and looking forward to getting back to LA and family and work.

I must say, this trip obviously exceeded my expectations wildly.  I didn't expect the LearnWPT program to be so much better than the WSOP Academy, and I certainly in a million years would never think that I would be the one to take down their free roll for a big seat in a big tournament next year.

It was also very gratifying to head out to a local daily tournament the very next day and implement what I had learned and then make a biggish score of 9 times my buy in.

The trip back was mercifully uneventful, even the shit show Budget rent a car office took my vehicle back with no hassles.  The flight was pleasant and my bed at home very welcoming.

As I drifted off to sleep on Tuesday night, I couldn't help but smile.  What an amazing trip it was and I can't wait to punch my return ticket to AC and the Borgata Winter Open!  Stay tuned!

Friday, August 25, 2017

What is wrong with you? Are you crazy?

That's what I inevitably hear when I'm playing a tournament and I fire chips into a 'dry' side pot.



I sincerely believe that each situation where one player is all-in and others are still active is different and should be treated on it's own merit.

But I am certainly not a player who believes, as the vast majority of recreational players do, that when in a tournament if one player is all-in in a multi-way hand that the players who still have chips should ALWAYS check it down.  

It really does depend, and quite often there is great merit to blasting away.

Here are the reasons players give for always checking it down.

1 - One less player in the tournament means you are that much closer to the money.

2 - You could make me fold the winning hand.

3 - If we are on the bubble, either to make the money or a big pay jump, you are costing yourself $.



I can not only refute every one of these answers, I can actually see these 'reasons' as great arguments for blasting away into that 'dry' side pot.


1 - CLOSER TO THE MONEY

This is probably the weakest argument for not betting into a side pot, especially if we are well away from the money, especially if there are a ton of players in the tournament.

When deciding whether or not if I should bet to try to get my opponent to fold when another player is all in, the first thing I ask myself is "Am I ahead the all in players range?" (In other words, what hands does the all-in player have versus what hands do I have) If my hands are overall stronger, then I will very likely bet;  that I may miss out on getting 'one player closer to the money' is a very minor concern when there are a gang of players between me and a cash.  I'd rather have the chips.


2 - BUT I FOLDED A WINNER!

Yes, I can make you fold the winning hand, in poker, imagine that!   This reason is the very pinnacle of level 1 thinking, the recreational player who pretty much only thinks of the cards that he has.  

This actually gives me another reason to bet -

If there's any chance I am ahead of the all-in player then I will jump at the chance to get the player who still has chips to lay his hand down, especially if I know he will be tilted by it.

I never try to tilt players by behaving badly either by word or action, but I do seek to tilt them by my style of play.  I strive to be the guy who never wants to fold his big blind and who will 3 bet from the cutoff and button and the blinds with a good amount of hands other than premiums, among many other exasperating and aggravating playing tendencies.

If I think I can get you off of hands often enough I'm going to go out of my way to get into pots with you.  If I think you are an emotional player, I'm going to go out of my way to get into pots with you.  If I know you are dying to cash... well, you get the idea.

3 - BUBBLE TIME

This is the strongest argument for everyone to silently collude.  But the way I see it, quite often I can turn this argument on it's head.  

Whenever I find myself lucky enough to be deep in chips on the bubble (in the money/pay jump/final table) of a tournament, I absolutely 100% want to PROLONG the bubble as much as I possibly can.  When you have a big stack the bubble is by far the best and easiest time there is in tournament poker to easily accumulate chips with little or no risk.   Why in a million years would I ever want that to end?

Now if I find myself on the nub, yes I am going to want to check it down with another player all in - but if a big stack carves out chips and gets me off of my middle pair and all he has is king high, I have zero right to be irritated with him.  I would do exactly the same thing.

In fact, I have - even knowing that I was likely behind the range of the all in player.  Giving up a small amount of chips is well worth it to prolong the period of time that I can pillage away to my hearts content.

Bottom Line - to fire or not to fire at a dry side pot - it depends.  And it depends ENTIRELY on what is in my best interest.  Poker is selfish that way.


So that's really my thoughts on this.  I'd love to hear what you all think!   There's a gazillion ways to play this game - a few are entirely incorrect, but most have at least some merit and good arguments to be made on their behalf.






Friday, July 14, 2017

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

WSOP 2017


Another year another epic journey to the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas!

This time around, for the first time ever, it actually wasn't a furnace - aka a hairdryer in my face.  Vegas was a lovely 82 degrees when I arrived late Friday night at the Rio.

The bad news - I tried to check in and was told that the tower my room in was closed for "a bacteria issue in the water" and that I would be moved to the Flamingo.

The good news - it meant my room was now free.  Sounds good to me!

Bad news, I got to the Flamingo (courtesy of cab fair provided by the Rio) and there were at least 300 people in line in the same boat I was in trying to check in.  It was 1am.

The good news - I said screw this noise and got in the empty Platinum status line, got called up to the counter and just pretended that I belonged.  "Hi there, they just sent me from the Rio!" I chirped.  My ruse worked.  Checked in in 10 minutes and fast asleep five minutes after that in a brand new "Go" room with a strip view.

Morning came early and I was off to gamble - since I was in the neighborhood I hit up one of my old reliable haunts.


Unfortunately my usual run-good in the ultra crap structured Harrah's turbo was absent - and I was out in just over an hour.  I snapped what would be a recurring photo, in black and white in tribute to YouTube poker Vlogger Jeff Boski.   Check out his awesome Vlog if you get a chance!

And we are out!
 I wasn't going to play in the Millionaire Maker on Saturday, this was my warm up time, and since I didn't have a quick ride over to the Rio (though they said they would reimburse my cab fares) I instead went to the 11am Mirage.

I ran up my stack quickly, though with 50 runners the field was surprisingly capable, not the usual super soft recreational field I usually find at the "timewarp" that is the Mirage.

Easy game.
I was one of the chip leaders for most of this 4 1/2 donkament.  I got my money in with KK vs. QQ and lost at the final table and ended up finishing 5th for $400.  Not too terrible for a $120 entry, but not the 1K plus I had my eye on near the top.  Of course the remaining four players chopped as soon as I left and they each got about $1200.  Typical.

So then as dinner approached, I made my way to El Rio.



It was great to be back and wandering the familiar halls.  But this year things were shifted around a bit, the mother ship was moved from the Amazon to the Brasilia.


The room was a wee bit cozier, but really the difference wasn't that noticeable.

Definitely noticeable was this thing in the Pavillion -


This was a high stakes cash game area, which really amounted to what has been in this spot in years past.  Crazy big ass cash games, with black, purple and sometimes yellow and cranberry chips flying in every direction.  It's pretty crazy to look over and see games where the average stack could buy you into the main event several times over.  Whenever I get delusions of playing this game for anything more than fun, I just watch degenerates like these slinging yellow frisbees (that would be 1K cash chips) around like they mean nothing.  Cray cray.

Poker nerd sighting - Mercier the BEAST.
And so after a delightful burger at the All American Grill I got down to business in the 9pm stupid-ament.  Pretty much the entire time my stack looked like this -



 Twice early on I was in a great spot to chip up, twice the poker Gods took a massive dump on my hopes and dreams.   First was AK vs AQ, I had the former my opponent out flopped me with the latter.   Then my Jacks ran into Queens against the only other stack against the table that I barely had covered.   A cheerful fellow that I nicknamed Lobot.

Lobot shows no mercy.
And by cheerful I of course mean basically soulless and bereft of any humor or humanity for that matter.  Good times.  Of course he would later finish me off when he picked up aces and I had ripped with 7 big blinds and AJ.

Tournament poker - thy name is beatch.
And so I ubered my way back to the Flamingo and rested - excited but somewhat apprehensive about the Millionaire Maker in the am.

I almost didn't pull the trigger the next day, but in the end, the gorgeous sight of 3000 poker players, all with million dollar dreams floating in the ether, was too much for me to take and I bit the bullet.


Cool right on the rail so all my buddies can watch the action!  Oh wait...

It seemed to take a very long time for 10am to arrive, but once it did, I was back in my element and all the nerves seemed to evaporate.  It was just another tournament at a surprisingly soft table.

Two of the fellows were aspiring pros, but both were spewy and I predicted they would be gone with in an hour or two.  Glad to say I was 100% right.   Everyone else was purely recreational and I managed to build up chips quickly.

From this...
...to this!
The dealer was a little Dusty.
The first break came and went, and I held my own until the next break.  An hour later, our table broke.

#bagandmovetotheotherroom
And this my dear reader is where things went south for our hero.  As you can see by the sack o' chips above, I was doing okay - I had taken a couple of hits, one particularly nasty suck-out against a shorter stack who binked a 3 with his A3 against my AK all-in pre, but I had upwards of almost 40 big blinds, just a little above average.

Alas, my table in the amazon was a true table of doom. It's not that the players were all that great, but at least 4 of them had gargantuan piles of chips and they were all boisterous and opening basically every hand.

It's tough to make moves when one is utterly card dead as I was, but it's basically impossible when you are surrounded by maniacs with mountains of chips.

The next hour and a half was about the most miserable time I've ever experienced at a poker table.  A real shame because the day had started out so promisingly.  In the second hour I ran a double barrel bluff against a regular that I recognized from the Bike, and it got through.  Absolutely awesome and a highlight poker-wise for the trip.

But now I was 37, 63, Q2, etc. etc. etc. and everyone was catching premiums left and right.

I finally had to take a stand with 10s7s in middle position with 7 big blinds.  Normally I would never wait that long to get it in - but I had been genuinely bereft of anything playable.   I got it in first and promptly ran into AA.   The End.

F U Poker.
So there it was - overall a good experience, but in hindsight I think once again I was doing it wrong.

I've got a big trip to Europe coming up with the family here in another week, so my summer had already been booked.  I was only able to get away to Vegas for 2 days.  In other words, had I made it to day 2 I would've had to call in sick to work, which I really didn't want to do.  What does that say about my state of mind in approaching the Millionaire Maker?  It says to me that this is the WRONG place to be mentally.

Next year, if I have a massive vacation planned in June or July, I will not be playing in a four figure entry event - perhaps a $235 deep stack or two, but not a bracelet tournament.  If my summer is pretty open, then yes, I will throw down the big bucks for a big score - and I will book my room in anticipation of making the final table.  If I somehow fall short, I will still be in town to play the deep stacks and enjoy myself.

So farewell for 2017 WSOP - next time I will be in a better state to get down to business and rock it no matter what you throw at me.  Once again, a lesson learned by me!

The good news was for Sunday night, that my room was now available at the Rio.

The bad news was - I found out online that the reason the tower had been closed was for Legionnaires Disease.  Google that one if you want a good laugh.

Not ominous at all.  Sleep well!










Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Man with a Plan

Once again the World Series of Poker is fast approaching - and I'm blessed enough in life and in bankroll right now to be able to take a shot.

I blew up spectacularly in my home game's WSOP Satellite Series - quite literally gave my chips away in the Step 2 Championship tournament - but that's another story, so this time around I will be fronting my own entry almost entirely.

I say almost because I do have one backer, my dear friend Sven who has bought 15% of my entry into my bracelet event.  That event this year will be my first ever Millionaire Maker, a Saturday bracelet event in June that boasts a guaranteed first place prize of at least a million smackers.

In preparation for this event - I've decided to reapply myself to playing tournaments on a more regular basis.  Up until this week I've been well off my usual pace of a hundred live tournaments a year.  This is good because I've had more balance in my life and all - but for the WSOP on mostly my own dime, I really want to bear down for a few weeks until it's time to go to the big dance.

So the plan is - two tournaments during the week, Tues and Thurs nights, at Hollywood Park.  It's a cheap tournament, with enough decent regulars to make it worth my while in terms of getting sharp, staying aggressive and being practiced in live poker.

In addition to this, I also will be hitting my own Friday night Sit-N-Gos in my garage, always a lot of fun and a different vibe than going to a casino - but it will likely be very beneficial to my confidence as I tend to do very well in my home game (satellites excepted of course!).

Beyond that, I also have a Moose Lodge game this Saturday, and I've also got my eyeball on a Survivor event at the Bike two weeks from tomorrow night.  It will be a nice change of pace and probably more in line with what my level of aggression will end up being in Vegas.  Both in Vegas and at the Bike, the field will likely be tougher, and my stack will likely be shorter throughout - it will be a good thing to do.


So all told by my count it will likely be 10 tournaments between now and Saturday June 10, the date of the Milly Maker.  Hopefully that will knock off the dust and rust, and hopefully I will play and run well enough to have a good amount of confidence going in.

If and when I bust from this event, I will have to take stock on how I am feeling - if I make the money and am up, or if I feel I played really well, I might just treat myself to something I've always wanted to do - play in a mixed game tournament at the WSOP.

Now I know what you're thinking, and yes I agree with you, I'm dead money in such an event.  BUT, there are two factors that weigh heavily on my mind.  I have actually played in enough mixed game tournaments over the years to know that they are incredibly card-centric and that luck is a much bigger factor than with no-limit games.   Everyone is stupidly deep for hours, and then suddenly everyone is stupidly shallow.  As long as I remember to make good decisions, they don't even have to be great, and to re-raise a lot when the cards demand it, I think I can hang.

The second factor is this - last year I walked through the Brasilia room during the $1500 eight game mix tournament, and every single active tournament professional that you could ever think of was playing in that tournament.  They were all bracelet hunting, and I know that if I sit down in this tournament, I am almost guaranteed to be up against one or more recognizable opponents.  Translation - even if I stink and bust early, I'm likely to have a story for the ages.   It's not that I'm that star-struck, but it would be great to be able to tell my grandkids about when I stared down Phil Hellmuth and then folded like a little bitch.

If I don't feel like I played well in the Milly Maker, I will likely just go home or failing that (if the airfare's too expensive to change) I will simply throw down in the 2pm Deepstack on Sunday.  These turbos are always good for a dream that is inevitably dashed upon the rocks of 12 big blinds or less after the second break.

Yes, it's World Series time I'm so gosh darn excited.  Can't wait to go!





Friday, March 24, 2017

Vegas Bender Spring 2017 - March Madness! PART 2 of 2

Morning came early and I dragged myself downstairs for some overpriced and over processed breakfast at the cafeteria style eatery at Harrah's.  Orange juice and a jumbo blueberry muffin - the breakfast of champions.

I met up with A8Fold at Treasure Island - or T.I. as the hipsters call it, for a change of scenery and some fresh meat, er, fresh faces.  On the way over I had some time to kill and happened to wander into the lobby/gift shop of an exhibit called Marvel's Avengers S.T.A.T.I.O.N.  It looked pretty cool, these fellows were rather buff...



I made a mental note to bring the kid on Monday as she and her mom were driving out for spring break.  (It did happen, and we had fun, though sadly it was drastically overpriced for what it was - a slick but short walk amongst props, costumes and fictional "exhibits".  I would have much preferred a behind the scenes look at the making of the movies, rather than a comic book universe setting that pretends that this stuff is real.  The kid, who is a pretty big MCU fan, liked it but didn't love it.  Wife was irritated.)

And so we sat down for some morning degeneracy.  Yes, this was another turbo - a $50 chance to maybe win a couple hundred bucks.  There was literally two tables of players.



Still, it was a lot of fun.  A8Fold was at the same table which was a kick.  But unfortunately he soon found himself with a chip and a chair, literally.


I managed to hold on for quite a bit longer - running up my stack quite a bit.



Unfortunately it was not to be another cash.  I played well but got massively unlucky twice, once colliding my AK into AA with the only other big stack at the table - which was the final table and no one was deep, and finally going out when my JJ ran into QQ.

Still it was a good time and I knew if we returned for the 10pm there would be a lot more players - the brush informed me that they'd had 58 on Friday night.

It was after 2pm and we found ourself at that odd time when there were no desirable tournaments running, so we grabbed some food and took a long walk through the Caesar's shops.  Mike Tyson was at the sports collectable store and there was a massive line to see him.  Great.  Celebrate a convicted rapist everyone!  Awesome!

Finally 7pm rolled around and we ponied up for a non-Bounty Mirage tournament.

This is the tournament I remember the least - but I can tell you that this was the first time that I never ran up a stack.  I was under my starting chips the whole time and completely unable to accumulate.  A good amount of this was that I was card dead, the other part of the equation is that my table was extremely active and somewhat capable, there was very little limping allowed.  I finally got my chips in the middle in good shape with AQ vs AJ, but a jack hit the turn and that was that.

It had been an enjoyable but still disappointing day after so much success in less than 48 hours.  We boarded Vegas's crummiest Tram - the one between Mirage and T.I. - and ponied up $65 for the 10pm shove-a-ment.



The bad news was, I had a regular on my left and a chatty regular on my right.  I actually knew him and have played with him probably every time I've shown up for an evening tourney at T.I.  His name was Casey and he's a local radio personality who spends his nights playing tournaments at T.I. and a handful of other smaller rooms on the strip.  Nice guy, very active and capable poker player.

The good news is that he and the regular on my left both picked up very early that I was a capable recreational player, as opposed to the rest of our table which was a group of typical home gamers.  None of us said one word to each other about it, but very early on there was an unspoken understanding that we weren't going to be getting involved with each other unless there were big hands running into each other.

When Casey would open, I would almost always fold.  One time I three bet him with KK, and I made sure to show after he had folded and the hand was over.   The guy on my left would literally open every hand that Casey and I had folded - except once he did three bet me, and showed AQ when I let my hand go.  I'd had KJ.

Intentional collusion is a bad thing at the poker table, but when it's completely unspoken it can work out to be very helpful.  They didn't want to tangle with me or each other and the feeling was mutual and we really didn't at all, save for the occasional time when the cards demanded it.

The reg on my left eventually got too active and spewy and made his exit.  A short while later Casey got coolered and crippled with QQ vs KK and was out on the very next hand - I had to call him with A10.   And with that I was much more free to get a lot more active as the final table approached.

We'd had 57 runners, including A8Fold who was still in - and just as 1am approached it was final table time.

I had generated quite a stack and was the chip leader at my old table - it had been easy to accumulate simply by staying active and following through with c-bets.  Players were almost entirely 'fit or fold' types, which made it easy to drag a pot or let it go if they resisted.

But at the final table I was not the big cheese.  A soft spoken kid had a literal Mount Chip-more, a massively prohibitive stack that had me at 4 to 1 and the rest of the table at 6, 8 or even 10 to 1.

The bubble approached super fast.  Unfortunately mega-stack was directly to my left, so I had to fold quite a bit, as he loved to flat my opens and fire if I slowed down at all.   After about half an hour when we were two from the money, he knocked out two micro stacks and we were in the monies with five players remaining.

I had gotten fairly short with 15 big blinds or so, I was still second in chips -  I had been keeping my head above water by looking for good spots to 3 bet jam.   I knew it was only a matter of time before big stack looked me up light.  Thankfully it came right after the bubble burst, he called my AJ with A7 and I mercifully avoided a suck out.  Now I was 30 bigs and his chip lead had shrunk by quite a bit to where he had me at a bit more than 2 to 1.

The two tiniest stacks fell pretty quickly, I busted one with AA.  He had been waiting forever, literally hadn't played a hand and then finally shoved with AK.  My bullets held and we all got to hear how much he hates AK for about 20 minutes.  Even after he got up and shook hands, even after he had been payed out.  It never gets old and is always enjoyable.

So with three of us left, big stack (who had me quite a bit less than 2 to 1) and a friendly fellow who barely spoke English - my thoughts turned to a chop.  But before I could mention it, the friendly fellow brought it up.   The kid wasn't having it, he was very nice and very naive; he said "I've never been in this position before, I want to play it out."  I said that was fine but there were only 28 big blinds on the table total and we would each get $695 if we divided it up.  He still declined and I smiled and said okay, and I didn't mention it again.   Friendly fellow was pretty annoyed with the kid.

The very next hand I looked down at KK and opened from the button.  The kid carved out chips and three bet me very large.  Hallelujah, was all I could think.  Please let him have 1010, JJ, QQ or AK or even AQ, any of those hands and all the chips are going in.   I took a moment and four bet shoved, he snap called.

For an instant I was worried about AA, but then he turned over...

Wait for it....

K3.  Suited.

I was fairly aghast.  This was a side I hadn't seen from this kid before, and I really liked it.

The board bricked out and he was crippled.   I had the chip lead now and it was fairly substantial.  The very next hand he was out when he threw his chips in blind and the friendly fellow and I called and checked it down.  I rivered a jack with my KJ sooted and the kid was gone.

I shook his hand, he had offered it to me, and wished him a good night.  Then I looked at the friendly fellow and before he could open his mouth I made the karate chop motion with my hand on the rail.  He got a huge grin across his face before extending his hand to mind.   We each took home $885.

Bink!
This was technically my second takedown according to my dubious qualifications, but it really did feel like I had won it.  We finished heads up and I had a 3 to 1 chip lead, but there were literally 28 big blinds on the table total and the blinds were set to double in a few minutes.  I know I made a +EV decision to divide it up.  We both made $200 better than second place money.  Nice!

Yay.
For the third night in a row I climbed into bed super happy, too tired to do anything but sit down to that big poker table in my dreams.  You know, the one that includes the anteater from the Pink Panther cartoon, Donald Trump, an ex-girlfriend and the oldest dealer at the Mirage.   Sweet sweet dreams.


*****

For once I slept in a little bit.  I figured there was no way I was going to make the Monte Carlo.  I had planned to go to the 9am Sunday morning tournament to pay my respects and say goodbye.  The room closes on April 24.  We are down from a high of 25 poker rooms in Vegas in 2008, to just 18 only eight years later.   The game isn't truly dying, but it is definitely cooling off.

But as I made my way down in the elevator for breakfast, I looked at pokeratlas.com and saw that the Sunday morning tournament at M.C. was no longer at 9am - it was at 11.  I could make it.

I hustled my bustle on over, taking the east sidewalk route all the way to the entrance of the casino - the shortest walk, but in the glare of the sun, and made it with half an hour to spare.  A8Fold managed to meet me there right before the tournament started.  It was on like Donkey Kong!



There was only 1 table, and 11 entries.  Barely any money at stake.  Everyone, as usual at M.C. was super friendly and super chill.  Holly, the cantankerous but sweet dealer who is probably older than all of the hotels on the strip, was in a bittersweet mood as she lamented losing her job and saying goodbye to her colleagues which were also her true friends.

To my right was a French woman who literally had never played poker before.  Her British husband on my left helped her along through her betting options.  One player in the 10 seat across from me (I was in the 7) started to grouse and was promptly scolded by Holly.  She was absolutely right to say, "If you've never played poker before, you are in the absolute best room in the world by far to give it a go."   Yep, this was the time and the place.  The grouser shut his trap.

Ran it up right away.
French lady was the first to bust.  A8Fold got a bit unlucky as I recall and busted out as the money approached, but he seemed happy enough to go play cash.  An Irish gentleman, or rather an Irish dude (maybe 25 years old at most) had an incredibly thick brogue and was hard to understand, but the whole table did get that he was hitting on Holly.  She was absolutely cracking up.  I texted to A8Fold before he busted - "Irish guy is rock hard".   A8 had to stifle his laughter.  It was very funny, but also kind of gross and creepy because the Irish dude was deep down pretty serious that he would take Holly home given half the chance.   Ew.

In the end they were paying 2.  There was so little money involved that I didn't mention a bubble safety and neither did anyone else.  It came down to me, the English man and the Irish dude.   English man folded way way way too much - and had less than one big blind a couple of times that he was forced to put in.  He doubled up once, then twice, then busted out when my 87 sooted cracked his pocket 10s.

Irish dude got a little mad at me when I called his all in bet without looking and this hand cracked his K8...

Powerhouse hand.
I simply smiled and said "You're right, I probably should've looked."  He said "No worries" (at least I think that's what he said) and seemed happy enough with his hundred and something dollar 2nd place money.  I myself got $290 I believe - and got the satisfaction of actually taking down a casino tournament for the first time in my life.  I've always chopped before, this time I had so many chips that no one including myself bothered to suggest it.  GG me.


It was just after noon and we made our way over to Bellagio to plunk down $200 for the 2pm 'Shot Clock' tournament.

Let me just say this once -  SHOT CLOCK IN POKER = BEST THING EVER.

I truly believe it is the future of the game.  I made sure to loudly and frequently praise the format to everyone around me.  It was truly great that all of the potentially slow and absent minded players had a fire under them in the threat of their hand being killed.  They all to a man were forced to pay attention and act within a reasonable time frame.   Loved it, loved it, LOVED IT.

Speaking of great things - I played the best poker I had played all weekend in this one.   Follow along with the chippies...







 My table was soft but not T.I. soft.  Still, I stayed active and got involved and made correct decision after correct decision.  Busting a swarthy regular on my left who turned beet red when one of my 17 outs hit on the turn after all the chips had gone in.  "You are very lucky my friend." he grumbled as he stormed off.   "Yes sir, I am, and the harder I work on my game the luckier I seem to get."  Is what I would've said if I had been the type to do so.

So as you can see from above - I made the final table; and I was third in chips at that point.  Two very good players were on my right, so I was able to tread water pretty well.  They were only paying four and there were 7 of us left.   I had just dipped below 15 big blinds and I knew I needed a double up for a chance at the cheddar on top, almost 5K for first place.  I ripped with 44 on the button, and got called by A7 by the friendly but spacey recreational in the small blind.  This was for most of his chips, he barely had me covered.  A seven on the turn and that was that.

Sigh.  I was disappointed but it was okay.  I shook hands and turned away to go tell  A8Fold who was playing cash.  Out of the corner of my eye I could see them all of the sudden launch into a chop discussion.  They were still two from the money so I figured they were talking a double bubble safety, mildly disappointing but not crazy.

Well that's not what they were discussing - they were discussing chopping up all the money.  Paying 6 instead of four.  I felt a bit sick to my stomach as they came to an agreement.  The two big chip leaders divided up first place money and each got just over 2K, the remaining four divided the remaining two payouts evenly, getting just over 900 apiece.

Well that sucks.  Had I known I was actually on the bubble, I would've found a fold with 44.  ICM is just too big to ignore in such a situation.  But none of these guys knew each other as far as I could tell, and literally not one word had been mentioned by anyone about any kind of deal until I had stood up.  Bummer.  Ah well.

And so that was it for me officially for poker.  A8Fold talked me into the 10pm Mirage, so I played, but my mind was elsewhere and I had decided not to count my results, even if I cashed.

All told I finished up almost $1000 in profit, a record for me in Vegas for a weekend of play.

I am super super happy with my play - I feel my game is stronger than it's ever been.  This last Wednesday night I got invited to a new home game, I promptly sat down and laid waste to all 8 of my friendly recreational opponents.  I suggested an even chop with the host when we got heads up, he gratefully accepted as I had a 2 to 1 chip lead.  I do want to be invited back after all.

If you're still here I want to thank you so much for reading.  I truly get a lot of enjoyment out of putting all my poker experiences to paper - er... computer screen, and I am very much looking forward to my next adventure on the felt.  Looks like it's going to be at the WSOP, the second weekend in June for the Millionaire Maker, regardless of whether I win my home game's satellite or not.  I've got enough cheddar now to justify the entry fee - I am very much looking forward to a larger bracelet event.

In the meantime I have my home game's monthly tomorrow night - I don't plan on bulldozing people, but hopefully I can make enough good decisions and that just might be the result.





Thursday, March 23, 2017

Vegas Bender Spring 2017 - March Madness! PART 1 of 2

So if you've read this blog you've likely read this post which detailed my plan of attack for Vegas on the first weekend of March Madness, the NCAA Basketball tournament where anyone with gamble in the veins throws down for drunken degeneracy.

Well I'm happy to say that for the most part I stuck to my plan, and the good news is it worked like a charm.  I played in seven tournaments and cashed in four of them, for a grand total of $920 in pure profit - which is my best Vegas bender on record.  The number would have been over $400 higher had I adhered entirely to my plan - I played in two larger buy in tournaments and failed to cash in both.

But in both larger events I played well, and in fact I bubbled in the second event, more on that later - so in hindsight I don't really regret deviating from the plan.

Thursday night I arrived and took the very first Uber of my life from the airport to Harrah's.

Harrah's - home of Buck and Winnie.  I love this so much.
I have to say, why on earth would anyone ever take a taxi like, ever?  It was $11 with no tip required or expected, a friendly driver who got me there quickly in his lovely Hyundai accent.  I had also eschewed a rental car, as the hotels have now decided to start charging for parking.  So Budget rental got screwed out of my business, so there's that.

I wandered up to my room at about a quarter to 10 and was all set to get a good night's rest, but as you all probably know there was a gambling itch I needed to scratch, and a tournament just so happened to be starting in 15 minutes right downstairs in the very hotel I was staying at.

Harrah's 10pm tournament, well, all their tournaments actually, are positively terrible in structure and in rake.  27% juice plus 20 minute levels that literally double with each step so tournaments are all done in about 3 1/2 hours.  Just what I needed though if I was to start at 10pm and have any chance at being coherent the next day.

I figured this was just to get my feet wet, to shake the rust off and to have some silly fun.  I sat down right into the middle of a heated conversation about the NCAA brackets.  Yes, I was in the right place.

In an effort to avoid sounding like a broken record - I will state this once here, and then at the end of this post.

SOFT PLAYERS > GOOD STRUCTURE  

PERIOD.

Everyone was limping.  Everyone was passive.  Everyone was weak.

There was not one regular at the table, or at the next table when mine broke.  I was in poker heaven.  Except I'm guessing in poker heaven the chips don't look like this...

So nasty.
The chips would give The Bike a run for it's money in terms of grossness.  Still, I didn't shy away from scooping up a load of them quickly - when a fine fellow stacked off to my flopped two pair with a gut shot draw on the turn that mercifully missed on the river.    Drawing to a 3 outer for your tournament life on the fifth hand of the night?   Absolutely.  Who doesn't do that?

There were other similar hands over the next hour and by the first break I was the chip leader in a tournament with 54 entries.  Then the blinds got absolutely preposterous and I had to get it in light a few times as people were shoving left and right and even by opening a pot I would be committed to call.   A few times I hit and busted people, a handful of times I took a hit.

A super active player let it rip for the umpteenth time and I found an easy call with AJ, he of course had AK which held.  This was my first substantial hit, and two orbits later I was under 10 big binds.  I woke up with 1010 and got it in, unfortunately my opponent had queens which held.  Now I had 3 big blinds.

I stuck my chips in when I saw one ace and got 3 other callers!  The board ran out all low cards, with everyone checking it down of course, including two sixes, I didn't know what sort of shape I was in until I turned up my kicker, it was a six.  Quadruple up baby!

Now I had 12 bigs, which was a lot for the table, though I still wasn't the chip leader.  They were only paying 3 with 6 of us remaining.

The very next hand I got it in with AQ and ran into AK, but a queen popped up as the middle card in the flop and held.  Now I was the chip leader by quite a bit, the fellow I sucked out on was crippled and out thereafter.

Then another player busted on the very next hand that I wasn't in, a short stack collision.

Someone proposed a bubble safety - I looked around and saw everyone was about even, but I had  a two to one chip lead over all 3 of them.  So I said this -

"I'm good with that.  But what if we just chop it evenly right now? We each get $290.  There's only 45 big blinds on this entire table right now."

The other players looked at each other, a bit stunned.  In turbos I always make it routine to use my phone calculator to know exactly how many bigs are on the table and what an even chop will bring everyone.   One by one the other guys nodded in agreement.  It was a great deal for them, especially I knew because they were all tourists who played passively and had all been simply waiting for big hands and folding way too much.   It was also a good deal for me, as even though I had 20 big blinds, in one or two bad hands I could be out with nothing but my money back.

So we all shook hands and collected our monies, I toked $10 and went upstairs to bed.   Already in the positive!  It was great to get that out of the way so quickly.  It was 2am.

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The morning came early and I was up with the sun despite my short hours of sleep.  My good friend A8Fold was arriving soon and we had agreed to meet up at the Aria for their 11am $240 tournament.

Similar to Harrah's - NOT.
I love the room at Aria, I love the structure and the payout of their tournaments.  It's class and quality all the way.  Plus the dealers and floor are generally very friendly.  Unfortunately someone had pissed in the young lady's cornflakes at the registration cage - "Um, just give me a minute.  Anyone in line here to cash out for a live game?" she said gruffly.   Silence from the line, here we were at one of Vegas' most popular dailies and I wasn't surprised given what time it was that everyone was here to donk it up in the tourney.

So she stood there for literally a minute.  Then she screamed at the floor across the room  "Lonny you ready?"  Pause.  "Are you ready for tournament players?"  Pause.   She stood there popping her gum for another 30 seconds or so.  Finally she took my money with a sigh and nary a smile in sight.

Normally not worth mentioning - but it was very out of character for Aria.  Thankfully everyone else I encountered was the usual friendly and top notch efficient.

I chipped up early and was very comfy at my table.  Once again the topic of conversation was pretty much all basketball.  Bettors were starting to feel the pain of busted brackets and I was hoping they would also feel the pain of the back o' me hand.   Hey, it's a poker metaphor ok?  Also it was St. Paddy's day.

This was the tournament where I took the most detailed notes so here are 3 interesting-ish hands.

With blinds at 50/100 and my stack at about 80 bigs I raised from the high-jack 3x with 9d10d.  The big blind had just sat down, a younger fellow with dark sunglasses and a surly demeanor, and he defended.

Flop was 7h8hAd.  With 650 in the pot he checked and I c-bet for 500.  He flat called.  Honestly it's so silly to see someone scowling behind dark sunglasses in a $200 tournament.  I couldn't help but chuckle inwardly.

Turn was a great card, the 5 of diamonds giving me a flush draw to go with my open ender and giving him a chance to hit the bottom end if a ten or a six came.  He checked I bet 1500 into 1650, he - wait for it... check raised me to 4500!  If I called I would have invested 6800 with less than 1500 behind.  It was a fold or jam moment, that I didn't think too long about at all.  I got it in and he snap called frighteningly fast.

He had 68o, he had top pair and he also had a six which was one of my outs, and a 9 was no good for me as he was open ended.  Still, there were 13 cards I could hit (I think) and the river was one of them - another 6 to give me a higher straight.  He looked disgusted.  I happily raked the chips.

I'm okay with my line, I don't think there's any getting away from that turn regardless of how deep we were to start when he bombs it with the check raise.  There is some argument for me checking back the turn for a free card, I don't know how good he was but I suspect (to be entirely results oriented) that I wouldn't have gotten much value on the river.

So I had double up and the future was bright.

The next hand of note took place on the next level - 100/200, I had over a hundred big blinds.  Middle position player opened for 3x, the cutoff called and so did I on the button with Kh10h.  The big blind defended. Flop was 10d 6h 4c, the big blind led out for 1000, there was 2500 in the pot to start.  All folded to me, I called.  Turn was a 3 of hearts, big blind led again this time for 1500 into 4500, a terribly undersized bet that reeked of weakness.  I called again and the river peeled off a beautiful 8h. With a 7500 pot the big blind shockingly fired a third barrel, this time for 8K!  I didn't take long, just a beat, but I jammed the rest of my stack in - I had him covered, he had another 8 thousand behind after investing 10500 so far, I figured there was no way he could fold.  I was wrong.  He let it go and I scooped the pot.

No grime on these bad boys.
Somewhere in the midst of this I doubled up again with quad nines.  The hand itself wasn't too interesting, but I did slow play it and had the good fortune to run into a flush draw that got there on the river and paid me off.

With blinds and antes at 50/200/400 UTG+1 threw out a 1K chip but forgot to say 'raise' and so he found himself with 4 callers, myself included in the SB with KQo.  A king and two rags hit the flop and he took me to value town on all three streets, his bets were pretty thin but I for sure should have gotten away from the river bet of 5K - absolutely terrible call by myself.  All the pieces of the puzzle were there, I just didn't think to put them together.  The player had been super inactive, he was clearly recreational and not angel shooting with his 'oops I meant to raise' call, and the sizing was a very big indicator of a good but not great hand on each street.  I called with top pair, but with a 10 kicker, there are so many ways he could have AK or AQ there, not to mention the AA that he actually had.

Levels at 75/300/600, with 60 big blinds or so, active player UTG+2 opened for 2.5x, I called on the button with JJ, both blinds defended.  7K in the pot.  Flop was 466o, UTG+2 c-bet 3500, I flatted, both blinds folded.  Turn was a 10, opponent flicked out a 5K chip.  Here's where I took a read and made the call, based on him being so active, and now getting almost 3 to 1.  River was another 10 and he whipped out another 5K chip.  So tiny I had an easy decision and quickly said call, expecting to be good and fast rolling my JJ.  I was good indeed, he showed 99.   A relatively easy hand for me, in which I based my decisions about 80% because of his sizing and the other 20% because he had been so active.  Again, if a rock had taken this same line with me, I probably still would have paid off his AA, KK or QQ only because the bets were so small.  I look forward to the day when I can sniff out strong hands that are backed by weak and small bets, but these days I am pretty helpless in the face of bets that allow me to chase draws and see the next card for cheap.

By this stage in the tournament nearly all the soft players at my table had busted or moved, and I was surrounded by capable every-days.  I was forced to tighten my range of hands, because I knew getting tangled up with speculative holdings, even in position, could very quickly see me spewing off chips.  So naturally, when I shifted gears to be more selective, I became massively card dead.  Finally I caught a pair of jacks.  I raised it from the button and the big blind, a brand new player at our table - a woman with a massive stack who had just sat down - flat called me.  The board came 8x8 and I c-bet.  The turn was a blank, and I really wanted to value bet her hard because I had quickly sized her up as a fish based on her demeanor and chip handling.  She sighed and called my sizable c-bet rather quickly.  A bad sign, I knew I was being Hollywood-ed.  I knew I was in trouble when she carved out 20K and slid it forward, about a third of my remaining chips.  This was going to suck.  I winced and paid her off - she rolled over quad 8's.

Boo.  Getting over 2 to 1 on the call I was incapable of letting it go.  Again, in hindsight, all the signs were there that should have let me get away with less damage.

An orbit or so later I woke up with QQ.  MP raised, the highjack flat called and I 3-bet from the cutoff.  MP shipped it and the high jack snap called.  Crap.  The highjack had been very inactive, even as the table had ramped up the aggression overall.  A voice deep inside me told me I was no good.  I let it go.  MP had 1010, the highjack had KK.   Yay me.

From that point on though. it was down hill, I had gone from 60 to 35 blinds in one hand and after my 3 bet with queens I rapidly got grounded down into a shove or fold stack.  I got through a couple of times, and then I got snapped off by AA.  Good game me.

So the day wasn't a total loss.  I had played for 4 1/2 hours, and for the most part had done fine.  I was pretty mad at myself for a handful of hands, especially paying off AA on all three streets, but I resolved not to sweat it.  The Mirage, aka The Timewarp, was next.

Up until after the Aria tournament I had been shooting short videos of myself during breaks, giving updates to my future YouTube audience on a channel that right now only exists in my mind.  After I busted the tournament with no money to speak of, I decided that I would blow off the video shooting after all.  Not because I had failed to cash, but because I had come to realize that shooting video and eventually editing it is something that I have been doing my entire adult life, as it is my job, and I didn't want to work on something that felt like work on what was supposed to be a mini-vacation.  Still, I love watching poker vlogs these days, there are some truly great ones out there - maybe someday I will really go for it and finish what I start in documenting a poker bender.  Maybe.  In the meantime, here's one of my favorite vloggers, Andrew Neeme - filming on the same weekend that I was in Vegas, and showing off the Monte Carlo before it it goes away forever.

         

I settled into my chair for the 7pm Mirage, there had been time to grab a quick bite at Earl of Sandwhich on the way back - no line and my favorite "The Original" a dope ass sandwich that tasted hella good.   I was ready to go.  It wasn't until the first player at our table busted out that I realized that once again I had inadvertantly entered a bounty tournament.  Bleh.  The last time I played this tournament I had recouped half of my buy-in back.  This time I hoped to do more.

I was off to a good start on the very next orbit - my twitter feed documented my progress.









I played exceptionally well, and yes, the Mirage lived up to the nickname I've given it.  It was indeed the Timewarp, even as the evening wore on - the table didn't fill up with regulars, it was more and more recreationals, and most of them had been drinking.   There was one guy who was clearly at least a semi-pro.  We both avoided each other as much as we could.  When I three bet him I made sure to show my KK.  When he did the same he flashed me AQ.  There was for sure an unspoken mutual understanding between us.  Why go to war with another tree when we could both pick low hanging fruit all around us?

The final table approached, and then we were there.  I was the chip leader, but took a hit when I got it all in pre with KK vs. 77 against a stack about half my size - yep, he spiked a set on the flop.

So I was down but not out.  Back to the grind.  Turned out, it wasn't a grind.  The very next hand I looked down at 22 in the small blind.  I limped, as four others had as well.  I flopped a set and check called the flop and turn against a single opponent and shipped it in, a perfectly sized 3/4 pot bet on the river.  My opponent looked deep into his soul and found a call with top pair Jack kicker.  Well done sir.

Time marched on, but even as blinds escalated to absurd levels and the pressure mounted to make the money, I didn't panic.  I truly did not give a shit about a min-cash and was still able to exert pressure by three bet shoving in a couple of good spots to apply pressure and pick up dead money.

41 players, they were paying 4.  Normally I would mention a bubble safety at 5, but the 'pro' managed a double knock-out and we were into the cash.  I didn't bother to mention a chop because he had about a 2 to 1 chip lead over the rest of us.  We played for a bit, and someone mentioned that maybe we should just get our bounties back.  Actually, it was the dealer.  Good idea!  The 'pro' said no.

All good.   We kept going, eventually I got tangled up with the big stack and managed to put a considerable dent in it when my small flush draw got there on the turn and I check-called two streets of tasty value from his weak probe bets.  If I had been a pimp I would have check raised him, but I'm a bit chicken shit in getting thin value sometimes.

So now was the moment.  I was well prepared.  "There's 38 big blinds total on the table right now.  In five minutes there will be just over 30.  How about we look at numbers for a chop?"  The two short stacks were excited.  The pro's response?  "I'll take first place and the rest of you divide up the remainder."   Back in the day I might have agreed to this.  But he didn't have a 2 to 1 chip lead anymore.  He had about 5 more big blinds than I did.  "Let's just play." I said.

At this point we played, but one of the short stacks, in tandem with the dealer oddly enough, kept chirping about how it was all bingo at this point and that we were flipping for hundreds of dollars for no reason.  I couldn't help but agree out loud more than once.

Then big stack took a hit from one of the shorties, the very one that had been chirping, and I was the chip leader.

"Alright, I'll chop just so I don't have to hear it any more."  Really?  I thought to myself.  "Okay sounds good.  We get $575 apiece including our own bounties  if we divide it evenly.  I'm happy to do that as this could all go away in a hand very easily."  He sighed, rolled his eyes, and agreed.  The other two players were ecstatic and we divvied up the monies.  Grand total for me with five bounties total - $650.

Three tournaments - two cashes, including one for first place, at least in my mind, I count it as first if I have the chip lead when play ends!



But truly, it was anyone's tournament at that point, luck would be heavily involved if we had continued.

So A8Fold, who had decided to play cash games, and I went to the burger place in Mirage to celebrate.  I had a salted caramel shake that kicked all KINDS of ass.   Good times.

I crawled into bed about half past midnight - exhausted but ecstatic to have binked such a nice score. Images of flops and rivers filled my head as I drifted off to sleep.